What do you think is in each package, and which do you choose?
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You are celebrating the winter holiday of your choice, and are handed three wrapped presents. You can open one. They have the following characteristics:
You are celebrating the winter holiday of your choice, and are handed three wrapped presents. You can open one. They have the following characteristics:
one is vibrating
one is oozing strange green liquid
one is jerking violently and emitting growling and clawing noises
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Tags: Strange, Winter Holiday
February 17th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
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Is one a shirt? because if there you should open that one.
February 21st, 2009 at 2:30 am
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the one growling and clawing, sounds like the poor thing is scared or sufficating.
February 21st, 2009 at 10:19 pm
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I would rather open the one that is vibrating for personal reasons! LOL
February 24th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
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I’ll pick the one vibrating….Thanks.
February 26th, 2009 at 1:24 am
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oh gees… too long to read… I’m tired….
February 28th, 2009 at 5:19 am
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the growling one, it seems upset, maybe Ican calm it down???
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:47 pm
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the first one.. is obvious lol =]
the second one.. some strange gooe they thought would be funnie.
the last one a doggie!
i woudl pick the last one lol
best ofl uck. my wisehs to ya.!
March 6th, 2009 at 1:47 am
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ohhhhhhhhhhh…you got me that puppy didn’t you!
let him out of the last package!!
for some reason i don’t think i will need what is in the first one…
March 6th, 2009 at 5:48 am
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Uh, call me kinky, but I will take the vibrating one. I can always keep it in the box.
March 6th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
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the vibrating 1 of course.
March 9th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
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Take the viberator thanks please
March 11th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
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I haven’t had a decent scrap in a while so I’d take the one is jerking violently and emitting growling and clawing noises
March 14th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
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I would let that poor cat out of the box. It doesn’t seem happy.
March 17th, 2009 at 12:27 am
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oozing strange green liquid
March 19th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
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I’m in Jamaica with a sun burn and take the Aloe Vera Gel!!!
March 20th, 2009 at 1:33 am
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There has to be more under the tree, I don’t like the first three.
March 21st, 2009 at 10:44 pm
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I would be scared to open any of the them, but would probably choose the vibrating one because it seems less likely to hurt me or make a mess. And even if the last one is a puppy, I don’t want a puppy.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:37 am
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I would open the 2nd one & pour it all over U! Freak! Put some clothes on!
March 25th, 2009 at 3:18 am
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I would choose the one that is vibrating.
March 27th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
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oooooooooooooohhh:give me that vibrating thing
Yummy.
Sky.
March 29th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
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personally i don’t know whats in either package but i wouldn’t want anything that is growling or making noise and nothing that have green stuff oozing out especially if i’m unaware of what the stuff is so i would pick the first package b/c it’s vibrating and it couldn’t be anything to hurt me
April 1st, 2009 at 8:11 am
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the first one…….. second one not into strange green liquid and the third sounds like it would be my ex…… no thanks….lol
April 1st, 2009 at 8:37 pm
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I think the one that is oozing the strange green liquid. I’m pretty sure that it’s a snowglobe that broke. I want it anyway because I love snowglobes and it’s the thought that counts.
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:51 am
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The first one the vibrating one is obviously a stuffed animal whos button is stuck cause its coming from your grandma the one oozing strange green liquid is obviously a six pack of beer with one broken one and it poored onto the christmas cake inside and is now leaking cause your brother is a drunk and doesnt know how to package the third one is a cat that your aunt gave to her kid but he didnt want it so now they are taking it to you. I take the one oozing the liguid cause there is still five good beers in there and it will piss your brother off…
April 5th, 2009 at 12:04 am
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uhh,… neither thanks! I will be giving all the presents next year and you are not invited to the opening party!!! Oh and they invented these things called shirts,… you can cover your entire upper body with them! You should try one to help with that pesky naked problem I see you’re having!
April 8th, 2009 at 5:28 am
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Well Bad Boy
I will choose door #1
I love the Bzzzzzzz
do I get to open it now.
I’m ready
i holla ;O
April 8th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
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1. a vibrator
2. that guy from the movie “Swamp Thing”
3. Me having an orgasm after using #1 while watching a porn version of #2….but I would choose #1..so that I can get to #3..
April 11th, 2009 at 2:13 am
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I’ll open present number three, sounds like theres a big monster inside waiting to be unleashed and tamed by someone like me… Lol x
April 13th, 2009 at 10:37 am
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I think the one that is vibrating is to unmentionable to mention.
I think the one that is oozing out with green liquid is a dead Alain. EWE!
The one that is jerking violently and emitting growling and clawing noise is a cat that is trieing to be set free!!! So, With that all said. I would have to take the one that is vibrating for my own personal use….
April 14th, 2009 at 12:39 am
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1. Phone!
2. Hair gel? (ew?)
3. A cute little aggravated puppy!
April 16th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
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Vibrator
Melted lime Jell-O
A small animal of some sort.
I’ll go with the vibrating package.
April 16th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
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The vibrating one…hoprfully it’s something I could use
LOL
April 18th, 2009 at 2:46 am
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Of course the one that’s vibrating! I honestly can’t think of one bad thing that vibrates.
April 18th, 2009 at 11:43 am
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I’d pick the one that is jerking violently and emmitting growling and clawing noises and hopefully it vibrates too!!!!
April 20th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
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i’ll pick the first one and you pick the third one and we’ll see who has the most fun!
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:50 am
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1. hmmmm…could be a fun toy…but could be a stupid santa with is battery stuck…and I have plenty of toys of my own!!!!
2. stange green liquid..how strange can liquid be?? Since it’s oozing..I like that oozing…just rolls off my tongue! LOL!!! Did you package a big box of cake frosting..and I am the cake…see oozing can be fun!
3.Badboy I know whats in this pkg. The Chola Doll!!!!! now that is for your pleasure….Chola just wants out of the box…to play…watch out though she may scratch a little..but it will hurt so good..oh baby Chola makes it hurt so good!!!
So I am taking oozing…….and I can be so creative!!!!
Ciao…..happy holidays!